Tuesday BWAG Song
(to the tune of "Never on Sunday")
by Debbie Goltz
with ski verses by Katie Cady

At Harvest time we like to
DRY up, and PUT up, or FREEZE up
our veggies and the like
But never never would we put up, or freeze up on Tuesday
that is our day to hike.

 

We like to help and work with
OLD folks, and YOUNG folks and SICK folks
we like to make it right
But never never would we HELP them, or FEED them on Tuesday
that is our day to hike.

 

So if a call. . . . .   

or emergency. . . . .   

should occur at nite. . . . .

 
then we work for free!

 

But you'll be sad. . . . .  

 if you're feelin' bad. . . . .   

on a Tuesday morn. . . . .

'cause we can't be had.

 

Oh there are days when I'll be teaching
or bleaching or reaching
positions in Tai Chi
But never ever on a Tuesday a Tuesday a Tuesday
'cuz that's my day to ski

 

And there'll be days when I'll be
preaching, or leaching or screeching
to try and reach high C
But never ever on a Tuesday a Tuesday a Tuesday
'cuz that's my day to ski

 

At Harvest time we like to
DRY up, and PUT up, or FREEZE up
our veggies and the like
But never never would we put up, or freeze up on Tuesday
that is our day to hike.